The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All)

Confessions of a Grocery Rebel

The other day, I found myself doing the “grocery store shuffle” – that awkward, sideways dance you do when trying to squeeze past someone blocking the entire aisle with their cart. As I mumbled an apology (that was definitely heard by no one), it hit me: grocery stores are a hotbed of unspoken rules and social expectations.

And you know what? I’m done with it. I’m officially declaring myself a grocery rebel, here to break free from the shackles of grocery etiquette (and maybe inspire you to do the same).

Rule #1: Thou Shalt Not Use the Express Lane with “Too Many” Items

Oh, the dreaded express lane. A haven for those grabbing a quick gallon of milk… and a battleground for rule-followers like hawks eyeing anyone daring to approach with more than 12 items.

Look, I get it. Sometimes you’re truly in a hurry. But let’s be honest, haven’t we all been behind the person with a basket overflowing in the express lane while the regular lane sits practically empty?

My rebellious act? I now confidently stride to the express lane with 15 items. Or 18. Maybe even 20 if I’m feeling extra bold (and the cashier looks friendly). Because life’s too short to stand in line for an extra five minutes when there’s perfectly good guacamole waiting for me at home.

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