The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why You Should Join the Club)




The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why You Should Join the Club)


From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent: My Story

Let’s be honest, before I became a plant parent, I thought succulents were made of plastic. I mean, they barely need water, right? My track record with houseplants was abysmal, a graveyard of drooping ferns and crispy, brown-edged peace lilies. I was the epitome of a black thumb, convinced I was genetically predisposed to kill anything green and leafy.

Then, during one particularly uneventful trip to the grocery store (remember those?), I spotted a sad-looking little cactus tucked away on a bottom shelf. It was practically giving me puppy dog eyes, begging me to take it home. Against my better judgment, and with a heavy dose of skepticism, I did.

And that, my friends, is how I, the notorious plant assassin, became a card-carrying member of the plant parenthood club. That little cactus, which I affectionately named Spike, thrived under my care (or benign neglect, depending on how you look at it).

The Unexpected Perks of Plant Parenthood

Turns out, there’s a reason why so many people are obsessed with their houseplants. It’s not just about aesthetics (although a well-placed monstera can really tie a room together). Here are a few unexpected joys I discovered on my journey as a plant parent:

1. Plants Are the Chillest Roommates Ever

  • They don’t care if you forget to take out the trash.
  • They’re perfectly content with your taste in music (or lack thereof).
  • They won’t judge you for wearing the same sweatpants three days in a row.

Seriously, plants provide the ultimate judgment-free companionship. They’re always there to greet you with a gentle sway and a vibrant splash of color, no matter what kind of day you’ve had.