Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join the Club)




Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join the Club)


From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent

Let’s be honest, I used to be a plant assassin. I’m talking serial killer level. I’d walk into a plant store, eyes filled with hope, promising myself (and the poor, unsuspecting fern) that this time would be different. But alas, weeks later, it would be brown leaves and drooping stems all over again. I was convinced I was cursed with a black thumb, destined to live in a plant-free zone.

But then, something changed. Maybe it was the pandemic, maybe it was a desperate cry for help from my neglected succulents, but I decided to give plant parenthood one last shot. And guess what? It worked! Not only did my plants thrive (some even multiplied!), but I discovered a whole world of unexpected joys I never knew existed.

Stress Relief? More Like Plant Therapy!

Remember those adult coloring books everyone was obsessed with? Yeah, plants are way better. There’s something incredibly therapeutic about digging in the dirt, pruning leaves, and just being present with your green buddies. It’s like meditation, but with more chlorophyll.

Plus, watching your plant babies grow and flourish is seriously satisfying. Remember that one time you managed to keep a human alive for like, a year? (Parenting is hard, y’all.) Well, imagine that feeling, but with less crying and diaper changes.

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