The Unexpected Joys (and Humorous Fails) of Being a Plant Parent



From Black Thumb to Budding Botanist (Well, Almost)

Let’s be honest, before I became a plant parent, my thumbs were about as green as a charcoal briquette. I once managed to kill a cactus. A CACTUS. The plant that thrives on neglect? Yeah, I over-watered it. Drowned the poor thing. It was a low point in my horticultural (or should I say, “horti-terrible”?) career.

plant parent, black thumb be damned.

The Zen of Repotting and Other Surprising Joys of Plant Parenthood

My first victory came in the form of a ZZ plant, a notoriously low-maintenance wonder. I named him Zeus, because, well, he seemed invincible. And so far, he has been. Turns out, even I can manage to water something once a month.

But the real joy, I discovered, wasn’t just in keeping these green companions alive; it was in the entire process. The ritual of repotting, carefully transferring fragile roots to a new home, is strangely therapeutic. And don’t even get me started on the satisfaction of wiping down dusty leaves, revealing their vibrant colors underneath. Who knew plant parenting could be so zen?

Lessons Learned From My Tiny Indoor Jungle

Fast forward to now, and my apartment looks like a miniature jungle. I’ve graduated from beginner-friendly succulents to slightly more demanding ferns and even a finicky (but oh-so-beautiful) peace lily. There have been casualties along the way, of course. A spider plant that met its demise thanks to my cat’s insatiable appetite for all things leafy. A peace lily that taught me the hard way about the importance of drainage.