Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer: The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why You Should Join the Club)




Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer: The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why You Should Join the Club)



From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent

Let’s be honest, I used to be a plant killer. I’m talking serial succulent slayer, notorious herb murderer. If it was green and required sunlight, I was its worst nightmare. My apartment looked less like a home and more like the aftermath of a houseplant apocalypse.

But something strange happened last year. Maybe it was the pandemic, maybe it was a sudden burst of maturity, or maybe (just maybe) it was the adorable little cactus named Steve I impulsively bought at the grocery store. Whatever the reason, I decided to give this whole plant parenting thing another try. And let me tell you, I’m never going back.

plants: they don’t care about any of that. They just exist, in all their leafy, green glory, reminding you to slow down and appreciate the simple things.

There’s something incredibly therapeutic about digging your hands in the soil, giving your plants a good watering, and watching them soak up the sunshine. It’s like meditation, but with more chlorophyll. Plus, have you ever seen a sad plant? Me neither. Their constant state of zen is strangely contagious.

Benefits of Houseplants: More Than Just a Pretty (Green) Face

Sure, plants are aesthetically pleasing. They can turn a boring apartment into a bohemian paradise, add a touch of life to a sterile office, and even make your Instagram feed the envy of all your friends. But their benefits go way beyond just looking pretty.

  • Air Purifiers Extraordinaire: Plants are like Mother Nature’s air filters. They absorb harmful toxins and release fresh oxygen, making your home a healthier and happier place to be.
  • Humidity Heroes: Dry air got you down? Plants can help! They release moisture as they breathe, adding a touch of humidity to the air and making your skin and sinuses very happy.
  • Productivity Powerhouses: Studies show that having plants around can actually boost your mood, creativity, and productivity. So, the next time your boss complains about your lack of focus, just tell them you need more greenery in your workspace.