But recently, something changed. Maybe it was witnessing one too many plant funerals, or perhaps I finally snapped out of my plant-induced delusion. Whatever the reason, I decided enough was enough. It was time to ditch the “serial plant killer” title and embrace my inner green thumb (or at least, aspire to).

Plant Care 101: Lessons Learned the Hard Way

My journey to plant redemption has been a humbling one, filled with trial, error, and a whole lot of potting mix. But through it all, I’ve gleaned some valuable wisdom that I’m here to share with fellow plant enthusiasts (and those who, like me, have a history of accidental botanical homicide):

1. Not All Plants Are Created Equal (Thank Goodness!)

Remember how I mentioned my crispy ferns and deflated succulents? Turns out, different plants have different needs! Shocking, right? Who knew that a cactus chilling in the desert wouldn’t appreciate the same treatment as a moisture-loving fern?

My advice? Do your research! Before you even think about bringing a plant home, get to know its personality a bit. Does it crave sunshine or prefer a shady nook? Is it a thirsty diva or a low-maintenance minimalist? Understanding your plant’s preferences is key to its survival (and your sanity).

2. The Finger Test: Your Plant’s Best Friend (and Yours!)

Overwatering is probably the number one killer of houseplants (trust me, I’ve got the graveyard to prove it). But how do you know when your plant is thirsty versus just needing a little space? Enter the finger test, my friends.

Simply stick your finger about an inch into the soil. Does it feel dry? Time for a drink! Is it still damp? Hold off on the watering can. This simple trick has saved countless plants in my care (and significantly reduced my plant funeral expenses).