Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Is Secretly Judging Me
The Time My Fiddle-Leaf Fig Sided With My Cat
Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You’re having a particularly rough day, haven’t showered in a questionable amount of time, and your only solace is collapsing onto the couch with a pint of ice cream. But as you shamefully shovel that chocolate fudge brownie into your face, you swear you catch a glimpse of judgment from the corner of the room. No, not your roommate… your plant.
Okay, maybe I’m projecting a little. But ever since I became a plant parent, I can’t shake this feeling that my leafy companions are silently observing my every move, judging my questionable life choices one wilted leaf at a time. And the worst part? I think they’re starting to side with my cat.
The Case of the Dramatic Peace Lily
Then there’s Penelope, my peace lily. Now, Penelope is a drama queen of the highest order. One day she’s thriving, the next she’s dramatically drooping like I’ve forgotten to water her for centuries (spoiler alert: it’s usually been, like, two days). But the thing is, Penelope reserves her most theatrical performances for when I’m having guests over.