Confessions of a Recovering Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join My New Obsession)






From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent: My Journey Begins

Okay, let’s be real – I used to be the kiss of death for anything green and leafy. Seriously, I’m pretty sure I could wilt a plastic plant with my neglect. But something changed this year. Maybe it was the pandemic, maybe it was my quarter-life crisis, who knows? Suddenly, I was yearning for some life (that wasn’t on a screen) in my tiny apartment. Enter: Percy the Peace Lily.

plant parenthood began.

Stress Relief? Check. Interior Design Guru? Also Check.

Here’s the thing nobody tells you about having plants – it’s strangely therapeutic. Those few minutes I spend watering, misting, and just looking at my little green buddies? Total stress busters. Forget meditation apps, I’ve got Philodendron Phil! (Yes, I name my plants, don’t judge.)

And the best part? Plants instantly up your home décor game. That sad, empty corner in your living room? Boom! Suddenly a tropical oasis thanks to your new Majesty Palm. Who needs expensive art when you’ve got Mother Nature’s masterpieces, am I right?