Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join My Club)



Plant Parent

Let’s be honest, I used to be the grim reaper of greenery. I’m talking shriveled succulents, droopy ferns, and a cactus that met its demise way too soon. If plants had obituaries, mine would have said, “Died tragically under the care of a well-intentioned but utterly clueless human.”

plant thrived! It sprouted new leaves, bloomed like crazy, and basically became my green pride and joy. And thus began my unexpected journey into the wonderful world of plant parenthood.

Stress Relief, One Leaf at a Time

Turns out, there’s a reason why plant shops feel like little slices of paradise. Caring for plants is surprisingly therapeutic! Forget those adult coloring books (although, no judgment there), there’s something incredibly grounding about digging in the dirt, watering thirsty leaves, and watching your green babies flourish.

My personal favorite stress reliever? Repotting! It’s like giving your plants a spa day, but way cheaper and with less awkward small talk. Plus, the sense of accomplishment when you’ve successfully untangled those roots and transferred your plant to its new digs? Pure bliss.

Plants: The Ultimate Home Decor

Here’s the thing about plants: they’re basically living, breathing works of art. Forget expensive paintings or fussy throw pillows, plants add instant personality and life to any room.

  • Craving a tropical vibe? Hello, monstera deliciosa! (Bonus points if you name it Audrey II.)
  • Want a touch of bohemian chic? String of pearls or a macrame plant hanger is the way to go.
  • Minimalist aesthetic? A sleek snake plant or a ZZ plant will fit right in.

Plus, plants are the ultimate conversation starters. I can’t tell you how many times guests have complimented my greenery, leading to impromptu discussions about plant care, favorite species, and even the occasional plant swap!