Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join the Club)




Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join the Club)


From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent

Let’s be real, I used to be a plant assassin. I’m talking serial killer levels of destruction. My poor victims, usually innocent succulents or hopeful herbs, withered under my care like I was wielding gardening shears instead of a watering can. So, how did I go from plant grim reaper to, dare I say it, a proud plant parent? Well, it all started with a sad-looking peace lily at the grocery store…

lily, affectionately named Lily (creative, I know), was on clearance, wilted and forgotten. I felt a weird pang of sympathy, like I could relate to its struggle. So, against my better judgment, I took it home. And something amazing happened. I actually managed to keep it alive. Not just alive, but thriving. Turns out, all it took was a little consistency, some Google searches, and maybe a pep talk or two (don’t judge).

Seeing Lily flourish sparked something in me. Suddenly, I wanted to fill every corner of my apartment with greenery. I started researching different species, learning about their needs, and even talking to them (don’t lie, you know you do it too). It became my therapy, my stress reliever, my connection to nature in the concrete jungle.

The Unexpected Benefits of Being a Plant Parent

Besides the obvious benefit of adding life and beauty to your space, being a plant parent comes with a whole host of unexpected joys:

  • Instant mood booster: There’s just something about being surrounded by greenery that instantly makes you feel calmer and happier. It’s like a mini-vacation for your mind.
  • Sense of accomplishment: Every new leaf, every bloom, feels like a personal victory. You did that! You helped something grow and thrive, and that’s pretty darn amazing.
  • Conversation starter: Plants are the perfect icebreakers. They’re also a great way to weed out potential bad roommates (see what I did there?).
  • They teach you patience and mindfulness: Plants don’t grow overnight (unless you’re talking about those crazy fast-growing bamboo shoots). Caring for them teaches you patience, observation, and the importance of being present in the moment.