The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant



Plant Parenthood

Let’s be honest, I’ve never been particularly good with living things. I mean, I can keep myself alive (most days), but goldfish? Hamsters? Forget it. They all met untimely, and slightly embarrassing, ends under my care. So, naturally, when my friend suggested I get a houseplant, I laughed. Hard.

“You? The Plant Grim Reaper? You’d kill a cactus in a desert!” she cackled.

Challenge accepted.

I marched into the local plant shop, determined to prove her wrong. The options were overwhelming. Orchids with delicate blooms, ferns that looked like they belonged in Jurassic Park, even a Venus flytrap that seemed to glare at me judgmentally.

Percy, was not thriving. His leaves drooped lower, his once vibrant green fading to a sickly yellow. I panicked. I watered him, I sang to him (don’t judge), I even considered investing in one of those plant whisperer apps (they exist, right?).

Turns out, I was overdoing it. Percy, in his silent wisdom, was trying to tell me to chill. He just needed a little water, some indirect sunlight, and a whole lot of patience. Something I, apparently, had in short supply.

Slowly, painstakingly slowly, Percy perked up. He sprouted new leaves, a vibrant, life-affirming green. He was a plant on a mission, and I, his reluctant student, was learning. Patience, I realized, wasn’t just about waiting; it was about trust, about letting things unfold in their own time.

Resilience: A Houseplant’s Greatest Lesson

Just when Percy and I had achieved a sort of zen equilibrium, a new challenge emerged. My cat, a fluffy agent of chaos named Luna, discovered Percy’s allure.

I came home one day to find Luna batting at Percy’s leaves, her tail swishing with predatory glee. Percy, meanwhile, looked decidedly worse for wear.