Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. Staring at our reflection in the mirror, questioning our life choices, only to catch a glimpse of our houseplant in the periphery. And in that split second, you swear you see a flicker of…judgement? Maybe even a hint of disdain?

Okay, maybe I’m projecting. But ever since I adopted Herbert, my oversized peace lily, I can’t shake the feeling that he’s silently critiquing my every move.

The Crumbling Cookie Incident: A Sign of Plant Judgement?

It all started innocently enough. I was having a particularly rough day, the kind where even putting on pants feels like a monumental achievement. So, naturally, I decided to treat myself to an entire box of cookies – in my pajamas, no less.

As I shamelessly devoured the second-to-last cookie (don’t judge, we’ve all been there!), I glanced at Herbert. And I swear, I saw a single, perfect leaf tremble. Was it a breeze? A draft? Or was he judging my questionable life choices and complete lack of self-control?

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