My Personal Elevator Escapade (and Why We Need Elevator Etiquette)
We’ve all been there. That metal box of forced proximity, awkward silence, and the ever-present fear of someone breaking wind. Yes, I’m talking about elevators. Just the other day, I found myself in one of those classic elevator scenarios. Picture this: me, minding my own business, staring intently at the glowing numbers as they ticked upwards, when suddenly the doors sprung open to reveal…
The Art of the Silent Symphony: Elevator Etiquette Dos and Don’ts
It turns out, there is an unspoken code of conduct for navigating the vertical transportation device. It’s a delicate dance of social cues and unspoken agreements. For instance, we all understand the importance of the “button pusher.” This brave soul is responsible for selecting the desired floor, saving everyone from the awkward “Are you going up or down?” dance.
Then there’s the unspoken rule of silence. The elevator is not the place for your latest gossip session or a heated debate about the latest viral video. It’s a time for quiet contemplation, perhaps a quick glance at your phone (without disturbing others, of course), or simply embracing the awkward silence.
Elevator Etiquette: The Quick List
- Be the Button Master: If you’re closest to the panel, embrace your destiny and help your fellow passengers.
- Embrace the Quiet: Save the phone calls and loud conversations for elsewhere.
Beware the Elevator Space Invaders (and How to Deal With Them)
Ah, personal space. That sacred bubble we carry around, especially precious within the confines of an elevator. Yet, some seem determined to burst this bubble with reckless abandon. You know the type: the close talker, the person who insists on standing uncomfortably close despite ample space, and of course, the dreaded “door-rusher.”