The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant




The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant


My Brown Thumb Gets a Green Roommate

Let’s be honest, I’m not exactly known for my nurturing nature. I’m the queen of accidentally leaving takeout containers in my fridge until they develop their own ecosystems. So, when my well-intentioned friend gifted me a houseplant, I accepted it with the grace of a gazelle accepting a dinner invitation from a lion. I mean, what were the chances this little green guy would survive under my care? Spoiler alert: slim to none. Or so I thought.

plant parenting style can be best described as “benign neglect.” I figured too much attention would be the kiss of death, so I watered it sporadically (read: when I remembered) and hoped for the best. To my surprise, the little guy thrived! It shot up new leaves, seemingly fueled by my indifference. “See,” I declared to my bewildered cat, “tough love works!”

Emboldened by my success, I decided to test the limits of my plant’s resilience. I skipped a few waterings… then a few more. I even attempted to re-pot it using soil I dug up from my backyard (don’t judge, I was feeling resourceful). Unsurprisingly, my little green warrior started to wilt. Its leaves drooped, and its once-vibrant green faded to a sickly yellow. Panic! I had pushed my luck too far.

Frantically Googling “how to revive a dying plant,” I realized the error of my ways. Tough love was one thing, but outright neglect was another. I had mistaken my plant’s resilience for invincibility. Thankfully, after some emergency watering and a proper repotting session, my little buddy bounced back. Lesson learned: finding the right balance between tough love and genuine care is key, both for plants and for people.

Lesson 2: Embracing the Journey: Patience and Plant Progress

As my plant recovered from my gardening misadventures, I became oddly invested in its progress. I obsessively measured its height, convinced that if I stared at it long enough, new leaves would magically sprout. But growth, as I soon learned, doesn’t work that way. My plant, much like life itself, had its own timeline. There were periods of rapid growth, where new leaves unfurled practically overnight, and then there were quiet periods, where it seemed like nothing was happening at all.