Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. Staring at a wilting leaf, questioning every decision that led to this tragic moment. But lately, my introspection has taken a turn towards the paranoid, because I’m starting to think my plant is judging me.
Did My Fiddle Leaf Just Throw Shade?
It all started innocently enough. I was having a particularly rough day – deadlines looming, coffee spilled on my keyboard, the usual chaos. I glanced over at Ferdinand the Fiddle Leaf, my pride and joy, and swore I saw him… shudder?
My Cactus, My Date, and a Shower of Needles
Then came the incident with Kevin the Cactus. Now, Kevin is a hardy soul, a survivor. He doesn’t ask for much, just the occasional watering and a sunny spot. So, imagine my surprise when I returned home from a particularly disastrous date to find Kevin shedding needles like they were going out of style.