We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you lock eyes with your leafy roommate across the room and swear you see a flicker of…disappointment? Okay, maybe judgment is a strong word. But something about the way my peace lily, Gertrude, seems to wilt a little lower every time I forget to water her has me convinced she’s silently critiquing my life choices.
When Your Houseplant Judges Your Habits: The Time Gertrude Exposed My Junk Food
It all started innocently enough. I’d treated myself to a particularly indulgent takeout meal (read: extra-large pizza, cheesy breadsticks, the works). As I shamelessly devoured the last slice, I caught Gertrude’s eye (or, well, leaf?).
Do Plants Notice Messes? The Case of the Neglected Dusting
Then there was the incident with the dust bunnies. Look, I’ll admit I’m not the most meticulous housekeeper. But one day, I noticed a particularly audacious dust bunny had taken up residence at the base of Gertrude’s pot. And you know what? Gertrude didn’t look surprised.