The Great Decluttering Debacle of 2023
It all started innocently enough. I was scrolling through Instagram, mesmerized by pristine white walls and perfectly arranged succulents, when I stumbled upon the world of minimalism. “Less is more,” they whispered. “A clutter-free life is a stress-free life.” I was sold.
Fueled by the promise of inner peace and Instagram-worthy shelves, I embarked on my minimalist journey. Armed with garbage bags and a fierce determination, I attacked my apartment like a woman possessed. Clothes I hadn’t worn in years? Gone! Expired coupons and half-empty shampoo bottles? See ya never!
For about five glorious minutes, my apartment resembled those minimalist havens I’d seen online.
Desperate, I resorted to using a small saucepan as a makeshift container. Let’s just say, transporting a salad in a saucepan isn’t exactly practical, or inconspicuous.