The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why I Now Speak to My Philodendron)




The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why I Now Speak to My Philodendron)

Confessions of a Former Plant Killer

Let’s be honest, my thumbs used to be anything but green. In fact, I’m pretty sure I could wilt a plastic plant just by looking at it. My previous attempts at plant parenthood resembled a graveyard of neglected succulents and tragically crispy ferns. But something changed recently. Maybe it was the pandemic, maybe it was a sudden craving for chlorophyll, but I decided to give plants another try. And you know what? I’m completely, utterly hooked.

plant journey started small, with a few easy-care succulents (this time, I swore I’d remember to water them). But soon, my plant family grew to include a majestic peace lily, a sassy spider plant, and the pièce de résistance – Horace the Philodendron. Now, I know what you’re thinking – I named a plant. And yes, I realize this is a slippery slope to becoming “that plant person.” But hear me out! One morning, as I was complimenting Horace on his new leaf, I swear he… winked at me. Okay, maybe it was just a trick of the light or a gentle breeze. But from that moment on, Horace and I have had a daily chat. I tell him about my day, he silently judges my questionable life choices with a rustle of his leaves, and somehow, it’s the most therapeutic part of my routine.

Benefits of Plant Parenthood: More Than Just Pretty Green Roommates

Talking to Horace aside, I’ve discovered a whole host of unexpected joys since becoming a plant parent. Here are just a few:

  • A renewed sense of responsibility (who knew?): Taking care of something that relies on me has been surprisingly fulfilling. And yes, even watering them has become strangely satisfying.
  • A boost of zen in a chaotic world: There’s something incredibly calming about tending to plants, watching them grow, and appreciating their simple beauty. It’s like a mini meditation session every day.
  • An excuse to decorate with whimsy: Let’s be real, plants are the ultimate home decor upgrade. They add life, color, and texture to any space. Plus, they’re a great conversation starter (especially if you have a plant named Horace).

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