My Brown Thumb Gets a Green Roommate
Let’s be honest, I’m not exactly known for my green thumb. In fact, my plant-parenting history reads more like a cautionary tale. So, when my well-meaning friend gifted me a perfectly healthy ZZ plant, I accepted with a mix of terror and determination. “This time will be different,” I declared to the leafy newcomer, already picturing its demise and my inevitable shame spiral.
Turns out, these hardy plants are practically succulents in disguise. They thrive on neglect! Who knew? I sheepishly repotted my waterlogged friend, whispering apologies as I went. To my surprise (and immense relief), it bounced back. And thus began my crash course in the art of resilience.
Lesson #2: Growth Happens on Its Own Time (and Sometimes in Unexpected Directions)
As weeks turned into months, I settled into a comfortable routine with my ZZ plant. I watered it sparingly, dusted its leaves occasionally, and even engaged in the occasional pep talk (don’t judge). But one day, I noticed something strange. A new shoot was emerging, but not from the center of the plant as expected. This rebellious sprout was shooting out sideways, like a rogue eyebrow defying all attempts at taming.