Why I Secretly Love Receiving Automated Birthday Greetings




Let’s be honest, we’ve all rolled our eyes at a generic “Happy birthday, [Name]!” message at some point. You know the ones – those mass-produced greetings that flood your inbox and social media feeds on your special day. But what if I told you that, deep down, I actually harbor a secret affection for these automated birthday wishes?

The Dreaded Facebook Birthday Post

It all started a few years ago. It was my birthday, and I woke up to the usual suspects – notifications from Facebook reminding everyone that, yes, it was indeed the day I was birthed into this world. A wave of mild dread washed over me. Would I be subjected to a barrage of generic wall posts adorned with cringeworthy GIFs and misspelled well-wishes?

As it turned out, I was. But amidst the digital confetti and poorly photoshopped birthday collages, something strange happened. A sense of warmth spread through me. These messages, however impersonal, were a testament to the fact that I wasn’t forgotten. In that moment, I felt seen, even if it was by an algorithm.