My Cat Thinks He’s a Dog: Hilarious Proof of His Canine Antics
We all know cats have a reputation for being independent and aloof. They strut around like they own the place, demanding head scratches on their terms. But my cat, Mittens, throws that stereotype out the window. He’s more interested in belly rubs, chasing squirrels in the backyard, and cuddling on the couch. Basically, he thinks he’s a dog trapped in a feline body. Don’t believe me? Let me tell you about the day I realized my precious Mittens had gone full-on canine.
Exhibit A: The Case of the Stolen Sock
Picture this: I’m rushing around, trying to get ready for work, when I notice my sock drawer is half empty. Now, I’m not the most organized person, but I knew something was up. Then I saw him. Mittens, my sweet, fluffy cat, was strutting around with a sock hanging out of his mouth, tail wagging furiously.
Now, cats are known for batting around toys, but this was different. He wasn’t just playing; he was proudly parading my sock like a prized possession. He even brought it to me, dropping it at my feet with an expectant meow. I swear I saw him wag his nonexistent tail. From that moment on, sock-stealing became his favorite pastime.
We all know dogs love to fetch, but cats? Not so much. Well, try telling that to Mittens. It all started with a crumpled-up ball of paper. One toss, and he was hooked. He’d chase after it with an intensity that would put any border collie to shame, bring it back, and drop it at my feet, demanding another round.
The Unending Demand for Fetch
His obsession with fetch knows no bounds. He’ll chase anything: toys, pens, even the occasional rogue dust bunny. And the funniest part? He expects me to throw things for him constantly. Let’s just say my throwing arm has never gotten a better workout.