Tag: awkward moments
The Unspoken Rules of Standing in Line (and the People Who Break Them)
The Unspoken Rules of Standing in Line (and the People Who Break Them) My Personal Line -Standing Nightmare: A DMV Disaster We’ve all been there, standing... Read More
The Unspoken Language of Grocery Store Lines
We’ve all been there. Standing in the grocery store checkout, silently judging everyone’s purchases ( don’t act like you don’t! ) and engaging in a wordless... Read More
The Great Phone Number Fiasco: Why I Can’t Remember My Own Number
Have you ever experienced that awkward moment when someone asks for your phone number and your mind goes completely blank? You know you should know it, but... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Public Restrooms (And Why I’m Now Traumatized)
The Unspoken Rules of Public Restrooms (And Why I'm Now Traumatized) We've all been there. The fluorescent lights are buzzing, the air is thick with the scent... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All) My Vertical Venture into Social Anarchy The other day, I stepped into an elevator – you... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mishap: Why I Can’t Order Pizza Without Cringing
The Great Phone Number Mishap: Why I Can’t Order Pizza Without Cringing We all have them. Those little moments, frozen in time, that we replay in our heads and... Read More
The Great Phone Number Fiasco: Why I Can’t Escape My Childhood Self
The Day My Phone Number Became My Nemesis Remember those cheesy “choose your own adventure” books? You know, the ones where one wrong turn sends you careening... Read More
The Unwritten Rules of the Public Restroom (and Why I Break Them All)
The Day I Declared War on Restroom Etiquette It all started with a sneeze. A particularly violent one, the kind that makes your eyes water and leaves you... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from Playing a Broken Kazoo
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from Playing a Broken Kazoo A Symphony of Sputtering (and Life Lessons) Let me set the scene: I'm eight years old,... Read More
The Great Phone Number Debacle: Why I’m Still Haunted by My Childhood Number
The Great Phone Number Debacle: Why My Childhood Number Still Haunts Me We all have those seemingly insignificant details from our past that, for some reason,... Read More