Tag: comedy
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (Spoiler: It Backfired)
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (Spoiler: It Backfired) The Pre-Dawn Disaster Have you ever woken up with a jolt at 2:00 AM, heart racing, convinced... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I’m Now an Expert)
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line -Stander (And Why I'm Now an Expert) How a Grown Adult Became a Line -Standing Guru (It's a Long Story) Let's be honest,... Read More
The Great ’80s Movie Montage of My Life (and Why It Needs a Soundtrack Change)
My Life: An Unintentional '80s Comedy Montage The other day, I was sprinting for the bus in the pouring rain, briefcase flapping open like a wounded bird,... Read More
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly)
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly) The 5:00 AM Alarm Clock From Hell Let me preface this tale of woe by saying that I am not,... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (and Why I’m Now an Expert)
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (and Why I'm Now an Expert) From Line -Standing Rookie to Seasoned Pro Let's be honest, nobody enjoys standing in... Read More
The Time I Tried to be a ‘Morning Person’ (Spoiler: It Didn’t Go Well)
The Time I Tried to be a Morning Person (and Failed Miserably) The Pact I Made With the Devil (aka My Alarm Clock ) Let's be honest, folks. The world is... Read More
Navigating the Grocery Store After Leg Day: A Comedy of Errors
The Day After the Squat Heard 'Round the World We've all been there. You know, that feeling when even gravity itself seems to be doing a victory dance on your... Read More
The Unseen Beauty of a Truly Terrible Day
My Ode to Murphy’s Law Let's be honest, we've all had those days. The ones where you wake up feeling like you've been trampled by a herd of grumpy buffalo, and... Read More
The Day I Realized I’m Not a Morning Person (and Never Will Be)
The Day I Realized I'm Not a Morning Person (and Never Will Be) We've all been there. That alarm clock screams at you from some distant, cruel land where the... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I’m Now a Black Belt)
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I'm Now a Black Belt) We've all been there, haven't we? Standing in a line that seems to stretch on longer... Read More