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The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I Excel at Them)
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I Excel at Them)

My Line-Standing Epiphany

It happened at a Comic-Con, years ago. I was young, naive, and desperate to get my hands on a limited-edition action figure. The line? Oh, the line was a mythical beast, snaking through the convention center and probably visible from space. It was then, amidst the throngs of equally-eager fans, that I had my line-standing epiphany. This wasn’t just standing; it was an art form, a silent ballet of patience, strategy, and bladder control.
Rule #1: Thou Shalt Master the Art of the Placeholder
Let’s be real, iron bladders are a myth. We all need bathroom breaks, coffee refills, and moments to stretch our poor, line-weary legs. This is where the art of the placeholder comes in. A well-placed backpack, a strategically abandoned sweater, or (if you’re feeling bold) a cardboard cutout of yourself can mark your territory while you answer the call of nature/caffeine.

Pro-tip: Always inform your line neighbors of your temporary departure. It’s just good line etiquette, people!

Rule #2: Know Thy Line Neighbors (But Respect the Bubble)

Lines, like life, are all about balance. You want to be friendly (misery loves company, after all), but you also don’t want to be that person who won’t stop talking about their cat/Star Wars fan fiction/conspiracy theories.

Here’s a handy guide to acceptable line conversation topics:
- The weather (classic, always reliable)
- Speculation about what’s at the end of the line (Is it a pot of gold? A unicorn? Another line?)
- Brief, non-intrusive compliments (“I like your shoes!”)
What you don’t want to do is invade personal space. Remember, everyone in line is operating under a shared agreement of non-aggression, held together by the fragile hope of whatever awaits us at the front. Respect the bubble.

Rule #3: Patience, Young Padawan

This is it, the golden rule of line-standing: Patience. You will be tempted. You will question your life choices. You will see people cutting the line, and a small, feral part of you will consider joining them on the dark side. Resist!

March 12, 2025
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I’m Now a Professional)

From Regular Dude to Line-Standing Legend

Let’s be honest, nobody enjoys standing in line. It’s the societal equivalent of being stuck in traffic: a necessary evil we all endure for the promise of something great at the end (a concert ticket, the latest iPhone, a cronut…). But my friends, I’m here to tell you, there’s an art to it. After years of experience, I’ve gone from Average Joe to Line-Standing Legend. I’ve seen it all, from the good (making friends with fellow line-standers) to the bad (epic meltdowns over bathroom breaks) and the downright ugly (rogue line-cutters, may they forever be haunted by the ghosts of lines past).

So, without further ado, I present to you the unwritten, unspoken, yet universally understood rules of being a line-stander. Heed them well, my friends.

Rule #1: The Invisible Force Field (And Why You Should Never Cross It)

You know that invisible bubble surrounding each person in line? That’s their personal space, their sanctuary in the chaos. Maintain a respectful distance. This isn’t a mosh pit (unless, of course, it’s a line for a mosh pit, in which case, disregard). Now, this space fluctuates. A packed, bustling line? You might be elbow-to-elbow with your neighbor. A leisurely queue for a Sunday matinee? Give ’em breathing room. How much? Think “could I comfortably reach into their bag of chips?” If the answer is yes, you’re too close.

March 11, 2025
The Unspoken Rules of Standing in Line (And Why I Break Them All)

Okay, okay, I’ll admit, sometimes it backfires. Like the time I got stuck behind someone with “10 items” that turned out to be 10 different varieties of organic, locally sourced apples that each needed to be weighed individually. But hey, you win some, you lose some, right?

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

Me? I’m a force field fluctuator. I misjudge, I overstep, I practically trip over imaginary boundaries. It’s a gift, really.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

Are you in a bustling airport security line? Prepare to practically spoon the stranger in front of you. Are you at the post office, where the average wait time could rival the lifespan of a small rodent? The invisible force field expands to encompass practically the entire building.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

We all know the first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. Well, the first rule of standing in line is you maintain the invisible force field, also known as personal space. This force field, however, seems to have a variable setting.

Are you in a bustling airport security line? Prepare to practically spoon the stranger in front of you. Are you at the post office, where the average wait time could rival the lifespan of a small rodent? The invisible force field expands to encompass practically the entire building.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

The Invisible Force Field (aka Personal Space)

We all know the first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. Well, the first rule of standing in line is you maintain the invisible force field, also known as personal space. This force field, however, seems to have a variable setting.

Are you in a bustling airport security line? Prepare to practically spoon the stranger in front of you. Are you at the post office, where the average wait time could rival the lifespan of a small rodent? The invisible force field expands to encompass practically the entire building.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

The woman behind me shifted uncomfortably. The man in front of me kept glancing back, his eyebrows doing a synchronized dance of concern. It was then I realized: I am a monster. A line-standing monster who doesn’t know the sacred rules.

The Invisible Force Field (aka Personal Space)

We all know the first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. Well, the first rule of standing in line is you maintain the invisible force field, also known as personal space. This force field, however, seems to have a variable setting.

Are you in a bustling airport security line? Prepare to practically spoon the stranger in front of you. Are you at the post office, where the average wait time could rival the lifespan of a small rodent? The invisible force field expands to encompass practically the entire building.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

It wasn’t that I cut in line (this time). It wasn’t that I was loudly narrating the latest episode of my favorite true-crime podcast (okay, maybe it was a little bit of that). It was the way I was standing. Apparently, my casual lean, the one where I momentarily rest my weight on one leg, sending the other on a mini-vacation, was causing a ripple effect of unspoken line-standing disapproval.

The woman behind me shifted uncomfortably. The man in front of me kept glancing back, his eyebrows doing a synchronized dance of concern. It was then I realized: I am a monster. A line-standing monster who doesn’t know the sacred rules.

The Invisible Force Field (aka Personal Space)

We all know the first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. Well, the first rule of standing in line is you maintain the invisible force field, also known as personal space. This force field, however, seems to have a variable setting.

Are you in a bustling airport security line? Prepare to practically spoon the stranger in front of you. Are you at the post office, where the average wait time could rival the lifespan of a small rodent? The invisible force field expands to encompass practically the entire building.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

Let me paint you a picture: a crowded coffee shop, the smell of freshly roasted beans heavy in the air, and me, a woman on a mission for caffeine, utterly failing at the seemingly simple task of standing in line.

It wasn’t that I cut in line (this time). It wasn’t that I was loudly narrating the latest episode of my favorite true-crime podcast (okay, maybe it was a little bit of that). It was the way I was standing. Apparently, my casual lean, the one where I momentarily rest my weight on one leg, sending the other on a mini-vacation, was causing a ripple effect of unspoken line-standing disapproval.

The woman behind me shifted uncomfortably. The man in front of me kept glancing back, his eyebrows doing a synchronized dance of concern. It was then I realized: I am a monster. A line-standing monster who doesn’t know the sacred rules.

The Invisible Force Field (aka Personal Space)

We all know the first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. Well, the first rule of standing in line is you maintain the invisible force field, also known as personal space. This force field, however, seems to have a variable setting.

Are you in a bustling airport security line? Prepare to practically spoon the stranger in front of you. Are you at the post office, where the average wait time could rival the lifespan of a small rodent? The invisible force field expands to encompass practically the entire building.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

The Unspoken Rules of Standing in Line (And Why I Break Them All)

Let me paint you a picture: a crowded coffee shop, the smell of freshly roasted beans heavy in the air, and me, a woman on a mission for caffeine, utterly failing at the seemingly simple task of standing in line.

It wasn’t that I cut in line (this time). It wasn’t that I was loudly narrating the latest episode of my favorite true-crime podcast (okay, maybe it was a little bit of that). It was the way I was standing. Apparently, my casual lean, the one where I momentarily rest my weight on one leg, sending the other on a mini-vacation, was causing a ripple effect of unspoken line-standing disapproval.

The woman behind me shifted uncomfortably. The man in front of me kept glancing back, his eyebrows doing a synchronized dance of concern. It was then I realized: I am a monster. A line-standing monster who doesn’t know the sacred rules.

The Invisible Force Field (aka Personal Space)

We all know the first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. Well, the first rule of standing in line is you maintain the invisible force field, also known as personal space. This force field, however, seems to have a variable setting.

Are you in a bustling airport security line? Prepare to practically spoon the stranger in front of you. Are you at the post office, where the average wait time could rival the lifespan of a small rodent? The invisible force field expands to encompass practically the entire building.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

The Unspoken Rules of Standing in Line (And Why I Break Them All)

Let me paint you a picture: a crowded coffee shop, the smell of freshly roasted beans heavy in the air, and me, a woman on a mission for caffeine, utterly failing at the seemingly simple task of standing in line.

It wasn’t that I cut in line (this time). It wasn’t that I was loudly narrating the latest episode of my favorite true-crime podcast (okay, maybe it was a little bit of that). It was the way I was standing. Apparently, my casual lean, the one where I momentarily rest my weight on one leg, sending the other on a mini-vacation, was causing a ripple effect of unspoken line-standing disapproval.

The woman behind me shifted uncomfortably. The man in front of me kept glancing back, his eyebrows doing a synchronized dance of concern. It was then I realized: I am a monster. A line-standing monster who doesn’t know the sacred rules.

The Invisible Force Field (aka Personal Space)

We all know the first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. Well, the first rule of standing in line is you maintain the invisible force field, also known as personal space. This force field, however, seems to have a variable setting.

Are you in a bustling airport security line? Prepare to practically spoon the stranger in front of you. Are you at the post office, where the average wait time could rival the lifespan of a small rodent? The invisible force field expands to encompass practically the entire building.

The Art of the Line Cut: Stealth vs. Bull in a China Shop

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen it happen. The stealthy line-cutter, seamlessly weaving themselves into the queue like they’ve always belonged. Then there’s the bull in a china shop approach, where someone just barrels their way in, oblivious (or perhaps, terrifyingly, not) to the death stares they’re receiving.

I’m not going to lie, I have a bit of a rebellious streak when it comes to lines. If I see someone who’s clearly next but looks like they’re about to melt into the floor from social anxiety, I might just “accidentally” nudge them forward, muttering something about how I think it’s their turn. Is it right? Probably not. Is it satisfying to watch someone conquer their fear of asking “Excuse me, I think I’m next”? Absolutely.

The Great Checkout Line Debate: One Item or Bust?

Ah, the express lane. The land of “10 items or less,” where “less” is a fluid concept open to interpretation (and wishful thinking). I’m that person who will shamelessly rock up to the express lane with twelve items. Why? Because sometimes, a girl’s gotta live a little.

So, Tell Me, Are You a Line-Saint or a Line-Sinner?

Let’s face it, standing in line is a universal experience. It’s a microcosm of society, a test of patience, and sometimes, a comedy of errors. So tell me, dear reader, what kind of line-stander are you? Are you a stickler for the rules, or do you, like me, embrace the chaos? Share your most hilarious line-standing stories in the comments below!

March 10, 2025