Tag: everyday life
The Great Phone Charger Hunt: An Epic Tale of Domestic Frustration
The Great Phone Charger Hunt: An Epic Tale of Domestic Frustration The Dreaded Low Battery Warning Is there any image more panic-inducing than the dreaded low... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Broken Coffee Machine
The Caffeine Crisis Let me paint you a picture: It’s 6:00 AM, the sky is just starting to think about turning blue, and I’m stumbling through my kitchen like a... Read More
The Day My Inner Monologue Got a Little Too Public
The Day My Inner Monologue Went Viral (in Real Life) We all have that voice in our heads, right? The one that narrates life, makes snarky comments, and... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep (and Hilarious) Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry From Dirty Socks to Existential Dread (and Back Again) There I was, knee-deep in a... Read More
The Unspoken Language of Grocery Store Lines
The Unspoken Language of Grocery Store Lines My Cart of Shame: A Grocery Store Confession We've all been there. You swing into the "10 items or less" lane, a... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry From Sock Mysteries to Existential Crises The other day, I was knee-deep in a mountain of mismatched... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023: Why I Keep Getting Calls for ‘Tony’s Plumbing’
Living Life on the "Tony's Plumbing " Hotline “Hello, Tony’s Plumbing , how can I help you?” I answered, my voice dripping with faux-professionalism. The... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (And Why I Still Answer to ‘Brenda’)
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (And Why I Still Answer to ' Brenda ') We’ve all been there. You answer a call from an unknown number , bracing yourself... Read More
The Unspoken Language of Grocery Store Lines
The Unspoken Language of Grocery Store Lines The Case of the Rogue Watermelon We’ve all been there. It’s the peak of rush hour at the grocery store, and you’re... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry From Dirty Socks to Existential Dread (and Back Again) The other day, I was knee-deep in a mountain... Read More