Tag: fiddle leaf fig
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Eyebrow Raise Heard 'Round the Living Room I swear it happened. I was sprawled on the couch, shamelessly devouring a bag of chips (okay, fine, the entire... Read More
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Join the Club)
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Join the Club) From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent Let's be honest, my thumbs have seen better... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
The Day My Plant Judged My Life Choices: A Hilarious Tale of Green Guilt We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch in your oldest sweatpants, a... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant We’ve all been there. Scrolling through Instagram, you stumble upon a photo of a verdant paradise... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Do Houseplants Judge Your Life Choices? (The Evidence) When My Fiddle Leaf Fig Nearly Gave Me a Panic Attack I swear, it was like something out of a sitcom.... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We've all been there. You know, that moment when you catch your reflection in the mirror after a particularly questionable decision and think, "What am I doing... Read More
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Join the Club)
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Join the Club!) From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent Let's be honest, I wasn't always a plant... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (A Deep Dive)
Are My Plants Judging Me? (Hilarious Signs You're Being Judged) We’ve all been there. You’re on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon, a... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side Eye
The Time My Fiddle Leaf Fig Almost Called Me Out I swear it happened. I was about to indulge in my third consecutive night of takeout pizza (don't judge,... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent My Brown Thumb Redemption Arc (Or So I Thought) Remember that time I swore off plants because I accidentally... Read More