Tag: funny essays
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant
We've all heard the saying, "stop and smell the roses." But have you ever been schooled on the meaning of life by a fern? No? Just me? Well, buckle up,... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Do Houseplants Judge Us? My Hilarious Theory We've all been there. You're sprawled on the couch in your oldest sweatpants, two days past a hair wash,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We all have them, right? Those little moments of self-doubt that bloom like a...well, like a particularly judgmental houseplant. Lately, I've become convinced... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (As Told By My Inner Monologue)
Grocery Store Etiquette: Hilarious Tales From My Inner Monologue We’ve all been there. Standing in the middle of the grocery store , frozen in place by the... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? The Hilarious Truth About Plant Parenthood The Side-Eye Started on Week Two: My Plant Parent Paranoia Begins It all started... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (A Deep Dive)
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging My Life Choices? A Deep Dive The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It all started with a slight drooping. Nothing major,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Secret Life of Plants (and My Paranoia)
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a cheesy reality show marathon, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced on... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (A Deeply Scientific Investigation)
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? A Humorous Take on Plant Care We all have them - those friends who just radiate an aura of quiet judgment. You know,... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I Break Them All)
My Cart , My Playground The other day, I found myself doing a full-on pirouette in the middle of the dairy aisle, dodging a rogue shopping cart like it was a... Read More
Is My Plant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We've all been there. You walk past your plant, give it a cursory glance, and suddenly you're hit with the unshakeable feeling that it's... judging you. I... Read More