Tag: funny essays
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye is Real It all started with a feeling. You know that feeling when you’re pretty sure... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
The Day My Plant Judged My Life Choices: A Hilarious Tale of Green Guilt We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch in your oldest sweatpants, a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me (and You)
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me (and You) We all know that plants bring life to a room, purify the air, and look pretty darn stylish on a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye Struggle is Real I swear, it started with a side-eye. You know, that subtle tilt of the leaves that seems to say, "Really? You're watering me with... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices?
We all have those moments. You know, the ones where you trip over thin air, spill coffee on your only clean shirt, and then accidentally like your ex's new... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
Do Houseplants Judge Us? The Day My Peace Lily Stared Me Down We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling) We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a true... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Do Houseplants Judge Your Life Choices? (The Evidence) When My Fiddle Leaf Fig Nearly Gave Me a Panic Attack I swear, it was like something out of a sitcom.... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (I’m Starting to Think So)
We’ve all been there, right? Staring into the abyss of a messy living room at 3 am, questioning every decision that led us to this very moment. But lately,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Suspiciously Strong)
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Strong) The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room The other day, I was shamelessly devouring a bag of... Read More