Tag: funny essays
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (I Think So.)
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re scarfing down leftover takeout at 2 AM in your pajamas and you glance up at your perfectly poised... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We’ve all been there. You know, staring forlornly into the fridge at 2 a.m., wondering where it all went wrong. But lately, I’ve started to feel a distinct... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me (and Other Weird Habits I’ve Developed)
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me (and Other Weird Habits I've Developed) From Plant Killer to Paranoid Plant Parent Remember that time I... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side Eye
My Fiddle Leaf Fig Swooned (In Disgust?) We've all been there. You know, that moment when you're scarfing down leftover pizza in your pajamas at 2 PM on a... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
We all have those mundane tasks that, for some reason, turn our brains into philosophical whirlwinds. For me, it’s laundry . I know, I know, it sounds... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging Me The Mystery of the Droopy Leaves We've all been there. You're having a particularly rough day, the kind where... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye Started on Day One Let's be real, we've all been there. You bring home a beautiful new... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence Is Compelling) We all have them, those little moments of self-doubt. But lately, mine have been amplified... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye from My Fiddle Leaf Fig It all started with a dramatic wilting episode. I had just returned... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Surprise You)
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a true crime documentary marathon, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced... Read More