Tag: funny essays
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Do Houseplants Judge Us? My Leafy Roommates Seem to Think So We’ve all been there. You’re having a particularly rough day, and the only witness to your... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (Spoiler Alert: It Totally Is)
Ever feel like your houseplant is silently judging your messy life ? You're not alone! This hilarious take on plant parenthood will have you laughing along... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It happened again this morning. You know that feeling when... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re surrounded by laundry piles that resemble Mount Everest, your diet consists primarily... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Day My Fiddle Leaf Fig Raised an Eyebrow We all have them, right? Those moments where you catch your... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Day the Leaves Turned on Me It all started innocently enough. I, like many during the dark days of 2020, decided to become a Plant Parent™. I envisioned a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Is Secretly Judging Me We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch in your oldest sweatpants, haven’t showered in a day... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All) My Cart, My Chaos The other day, I was at the grocery store , balancing a pineapple, a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We’ve all been there, right? Staring out the window at 3 a.m., questioning every decision that led us to this very moment. But lately, I’ve started to suspect... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have them, those little quirks that make us human. Maybe you leave the dishes "soaking" for a suspiciously long time, or perhaps you've mastered the art... Read More