Tag: funny essays
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplants Are Secretly Judging Me
We all know that plants respond to stimuli, right? Light, water , the occasional serenade of show tunes (just me?). But lately, I've started to suspect my... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me From Green Thumb to Green Paranoia I used to think I had a green thumb. My windowsills overflowed with... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
We all know that plants need sunlight, water, and the occasional pep talk to thrive. But what about judgment ? Can our leafy roommates actually sense our... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I’m Always Stuck Behind Someone Reading Every Cereal Box)
The Case of the Vanishing Cart Space We've all been there. It's Tuesday night, you're out of milk, and the last thing you want is to navigate the grocery... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (Spoiler Alert: Probably)
That Time My Plant Gave Me the Side-Eye I swear, it happened like this. I was sprawled on the couch, buried under a mountain of laundry (both clean and…... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Houseplant Judge Me? (Hilarious Signs It Might) From Green Thumb to Green-Eyed Monster? The other day, I caught myself apologizing to my peace lily,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling) Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. Staring into the abyss of a messy living room, empty takeout... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye I Swear I See Let's be honest, we've all been there. You're scarfing down leftover pizza at 2 am, catching your reflection in the window—and then... Read More
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and What Happened Next)
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and What Happened Next) The Day My Thumb Turned Green(ish) Let's be honest, my history with houseplants was less than stellar.... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have our little quirks, right? Maybe you leave dishes “soaking” for a suspiciously long time, or perhaps you’re still rocking that questionable fashion... Read More