Tag: funny essays
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling) Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. Staring into the abyss of a messy living room, empty takeout... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye I Swear I See Let's be honest, we've all been there. You're scarfing down leftover pizza at 2 am, catching your reflection in the window—and then... Read More
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and What Happened Next)
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and What Happened Next) The Day My Thumb Turned Green(ish) Let's be honest, my history with houseplants was less than stellar.... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have our little quirks, right? Maybe you leave dishes “soaking” for a suspiciously long time, or perhaps you’re still rocking that questionable fashion... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Surprise You)
We’ve all been there. You know, those moments where you’re pretty sure you caught your pet giving you the side-eye. Maybe you dropped your phone for the... Read More
Is My Plant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Indoor Greenery Paranoia
We all have our little quirks, right? Some people talk to their pets (no judgment, Sparky!), some sing in the shower like they're auditioning for a Broadway... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from My Houseplant From Plant Killer to Plant Parent: My Journey to (Slightly) Greener Thumbs I've never been what you'd call... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Eyebrow Raise Heard 'Round the Living Room I swear it happened. I was sprawled on the couch, shamelessly devouring a bag of chips (okay, fine, the entire... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging My Life Choices
Does My Plant Judge My Life Choices? | A Hilarious Take We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon you... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye is Real It all started with a feeling. You know that feeling when you’re pretty sure... Read More