Tag: funny essays
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye Was Real I swear it started with a side-eye. You know, that subtle yet unmistakable tilt of... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side Eye
The Time My Fiddle Leaf Fig Almost Called Me Out I swear it happened. I was about to indulge in my third consecutive night of takeout pizza (don't judge,... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (Hilarious Proof!) From Green Thumb to Green Judge Remember those blissful days when you thought adopting a... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Botanical Side-Eye
From Green Thumb to Green Judgment ? The other day, I was shamelessly devouring a bag of chips, still in my pajamas at 2 PM, when I caught my Monstera... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? I’m Starting to Think So…
Are My Houseplants Judging Me? I Think They Might Be... We've all been there. You're sprawled on the couch in your oldest sweatpants, two days past your shower... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of My Monstera
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into My Monstera 's Mind The Day My Monstera Raised an Eyebrow Let's be honest, plant parents. We've all been there.... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (As Told By My Inner Monologue)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (As Told By My Inner Monologue) The Cart Conundrum: A Lesson in Aisle Awareness The other day, I found myself... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling) We've all been there. You're sprawled on the couch, two days into a questionable Netflix... Read More