Tag: funny plant stories
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me We all have our little quirks, right? Those habits we only indulge in when we think no one’s watching.... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me From Green Thumb to Green Judgement It all started innocently enough. I, like so many others, fell prey... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
My Fern-tastic Fail: A Plant Parent Confession Let's be honest, folks, being a plant parent is a wild ride! One minute you're basking in the glory of your... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We’ve all been there. You know, staring into the abyss of a pint of ice cream at midnight, wondering where it all went wrong. But for me, that existential... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
Let's be honest, we've all been there. Staring at a half-eaten pint of ice cream at 2 AM, knowing we have a spin class in the morning, when suddenly... you... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Houseplant Secretly Judge Me? | A Humorous Take The Side-Eye from a Fiddle Leaf Fig It all started with a slight droop. My majestic fiddle leaf fig,... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me We all know that plants can’t actually judge us, right? I mean, they’re plants. They photosynthesize and... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye Is Real: My Plant 's Passive Aggression Have you ever looked at someone and just known they were judging you? That's how I feel every time I walk... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent (and Why I Break Them All)
Confessions of a Rebellious Plant Parent Let's be honest, folks. The plant community, as wholesome as it seems, has its fair share of unspoken rules. You know,... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Plant Secretly Judge Me? | A Hilarious Take on Plant Parenthood My Descent into Plant Paranoia It happened last Tuesday, as I was sprawled on the... Read More