Tag: funny stories
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and the One Time I Broke Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and the One Time I Broke Them All) We’ve all been there. Packed in a metal box, hurtling upwards at an alarming... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
My Hilarious Elevator Etiquette Fails Let's be honest, elevators are weird. They're these metal boxes of forced intimacy hurtling us through the air, all while... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (And Why I Still Have That Goat Farmer on Speed Dial)
Have you ever wished for a little more excitement in your life? Be careful what you wish for, my friends. My life was perfectly normal, filled with... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of the Public Restroom (and the People Who Break Them)
The Unspoken Rules of the Public Restroom (and the People Who Break Them) A Symphony of Awkwardness in Public Restrooms The other day, I found myself trapped... Read More
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly)
The 5:00 AM Pact (and My Immediate Betrayal) My alarm clock sang its cheerful tune at 5:00 AM. Okay, "cheerful" might be a stretch. It was more like a digital... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (and Why I Still Answer to ‘Brenda’)
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (and Why I Still Answer to 'Brenda') We've all been there. You're going about your day, innocently sipping your coffee,... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of the Public Bathroom Line
The Unspoken Rules of the Public Bathroom Line The Day I Became a Public Bathroom Line Vigilante Picture this: a crowded concert venue, the bass thumping in my... Read More
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Terrible Singer
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Terrible Singer My Shower- Singing Nemesis The other day, I was belting out a power ballad in the shower, you know, the usual... Read More
The Day My Inner Voice Started Speaking in a British Accent
We all have that inner voice , right? That little narrator in our heads who comments on our life choices, reminds us to pick up milk, and occasionally launches... Read More
The Great Escape: My Hilarious Attempt to Avoid Family Game Night
We all have those family traditions that, while endearing, can sometimes feel like an obligation. For me, it's our monthly game night. Don't get me wrong, I... Read More