Tag: funny stories
The Great Phone Number Mishap: Why I Can’t Order Pizza Without Using a Fake Name
My Life as "Benedict Cumberbatch": The Wrong Number That Started It All Let's be honest, we've all had those days where we feel like we're living in a sitcom.... Read More
The Day My Inner Voice Became an Actual Person (and Why I Now Need a Restraining Order)
The Day My Inner Voice Became a Person (and Why I Need a Restraining Order) We all have that voice inside our heads, right? That little narrator who provides a... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and the People Who Break Them)
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (And How to Avoid Breaking Them) My Personal Elevator From Hell We’ve all been there. Packed into a metal box hurtling... Read More
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Terrible Singer
My Life as a Vocal Catastrophe Let's be clear: I couldn't carry a tune if it came with handles and a team of Sherpas. I'm talking tone-deaf, pitch-challenged,... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me (and Other Tales of Domesticity)
The Side-Eye From a ZZ Plant “Did you water me today?” My boyfriend asks from the living room. I glance up from my laptop, squinting suspiciously at the large... Read More
Why I’ll Never Again Ignore the ‘Close Door’ Button on an Elevator (and the Awkward Encounter That Ensued)
We've all been there. Trapped in an elevator , silently willing the doors to close faster. But me? I'm usually the one patiently waiting, a picture of... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Checkout Lines
The Case of the Rogue Watermelon We’ve all been there. Standing in the grocery store checkout line, patiently (or impatiently) waiting our turn. Maybe you’re... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Waiting in Line (And Why I Always Seem to Break Them)
The Case of the Misplaced Coffee Order We've all been there. Standing in line , patiently (or not so patiently) waiting our turn. But have you ever noticed... Read More
The Great Phone Number Fiasco: Why I Can’t Remember My Own Number (And Other Tales of Forgetfulness)
Can't Remember Your Phone Number? Hilarious Tales of Forgetfulness Ever had one of those moments where your brain takes an unexpected vacation? You know, the... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
The Day My Elevator Etiquette Died (and I Didn't Care) It all started with a rogue sneeze. I was crammed into a stuffy elevator , sandwiched between a man who... Read More