Tag: funny stories
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2007 (and Why I Still Get Calls For ‘Brenda’)
We’ve all been there. You answer your phone, a chipper voice on the other end asks, “Is Brenda there?”, and you politely say, “You’ve got the wrong number.”... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I’m Now an Expert)
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line -Stander (And Why I'm Now an Expert) How a Grown Adult Became a Line -Standing Guru (It's a Long Story) Let's be honest,... Read More
The Great Sock Drawer Mystery: An Epic Tale of Disappearing Hosiery
We’ve all been there. You’re getting ready for the day, feeling good, reaching into your sock drawer with confidence… and then it hits you. The unmatched sock.... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (and Why I Still Answer)
We’ve all been there. That split second of confusion when you answer the phone and hear, “Hi honey, is dinner ready?” and you’re fairly certain your goldfish... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2007 (And Why I Still Get Calls For ‘Brenda’)
The Day My Phone Became a Hotline to Brenda Remember those cheesy 90s movies where two people fall in love through a wrong number ? Yeah, my life is nothing... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
We've all been there. You know, that moment when you catch your reflection in the mirror after a long day and think, "Yikes, is that really what I look like?"... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (and Why I Still Answer)
We’ve all been there. The dreaded unknown number flashes across your phone screen, leaving you in a split-second debate: answer or ignore? Usually, I’m a... Read More
The Time I Tried to Speak Fluent Emoji (and Failed Miserably)
The Time I Tried to Speak Fluent Emoji (and Failed Miserably) We've all been there. Scrolling through our phones, thumbs working overtime as we fire off a... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Public Restrooms (And Why I’m Now Traumatized)
The Unspoken Rules of Public Restrooms (And Why I'm Now Traumatized) We've all been there. The fluorescent lights are buzzing, the air is thick with the scent... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mishap: A Comedy of Errors
The Great Phone Number Mishap: A Comedy of Errors A hilarious tale of mistaken identity, wrong numbers, and the unexpected adventures that unfolded when one... Read More