Tag: funny stories
Navigating the Grocery Store After Leg Day: A Comedy of Errors
The Day After the Squat Heard 'Round the World We've all been there. You know, that feeling when even gravity itself seems to be doing a victory dance on your... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
My Personal Elevator Everest Let's be honest, elevators are weird. Crammed into a metal box with strangers, hurtling upwards at an alarming speed (or... Read More
The Unwritten Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I’m Now an Expert)
The Unwritten Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I'm Now an Expert) From Line -Stander Zero to Line-Standing Hero Let's be honest, nobody enjoys waiting in... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (As Told By a Former Cashier)
Grocery Store Etiquette: Unspoken Rules From a Former Cashier Ah, the grocery store. A magical land of overflowing shopping carts, fluorescent lighting, and... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023: Why I Keep Getting Calls for ‘Tony’s Toe Truck’
The Day My Phone Became a Towing Dispatch Have you ever experienced that surreal moment when you realize you've been sucked into some strange alternate... Read More
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly)
My Hilarious Failed Attempt to Become a Morning Person Let's be honest, folks. There are two types of people in this world: those who leap out of bed at the... Read More
The Great Phone Number Debacle: Why I’ll Never Order Coffee Over the Phone Again
The Great Phone Number Debacle: Why I Ditched Calling for Coffee We've all been there. That desperate craving for a caffeine fix when you're running late,... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (And the People Who Break Them)
Riding the Express to Awkward: The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette We've all been there. Crammed shoulder-to-shoulder with strangers in a metal box,... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and the People Who Break Them)
We've all been there - crammed into an elevator with someone who seems to have missed the memo on basic etiquette. Let's unpack the unspoken rules of riding in... Read More
The Day My Inner Voice Decided to Go Full British
The Day My Inner Voice Decided to Go Full British The Queen's English Takes Over My Thoughts You know that little voice in your head? The one that narrates... Read More