Tag: funny story
Why I’ll Never Again Ignore the Five-Second Rule (and What I Learned from the Experience)
We've all been there. That moment of clumsy grace when a delicious morsel escapes your grasp and plummets towards the floor . Your heart races as your brain... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023: Why I Keep Getting Calls for ‘Tony’s Plumbing’
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023: Why I Keep Getting Calls for 'Tony's Plumbing' It all started innocently enough. A buzz, a glance at my phone, and... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (and Why I Still Answer “Tony’s Pizza”)
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (and Why I Still Answer "Tony's Pizza ") It all started innocently enough. One Tuesday afternoon, my phone rang,... Read More
Why I’ll Never Again Ignore the ‘Five Second Rule’
Why I'll Never Again Ignore the '5-Second Rule' The Day My Stomach Declared War We've all been there. That heart-stopping moment when a morsel of deliciousness... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-up of 2007 (and Why I Still Get Calls for ‘Brenda’)
The Case of the Disappearing Digits It all started with a seemingly innocent phone call. "Is Brenda there?" a chipper voice inquired. Now, my name is decidedly... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up: Why I Accidentally Texted My Dentist About My Love Life
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up: Why I Accidentally Texted My Dentist About My Love Life My Most Mortifying Texting Experience (So Far...) We’ve all been there.... Read More
Why I’ll Never Again Ignore the ‘Five Second Rule’ (and You Shouldn’t Either)
Why I'll Never Again Ignore the 'Five Second Rule' (and You Shouldn't Either) Let's be honest, we've all been there. That split- second where gravity decides... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-Up of 2023 (And Why I Keep Getting Called ‘Brenda’)
We’ve all been there. The phone rings, you answer with your usual chipper “Hello?”, and are immediately met with a confused, “Uh, is Brenda there?” Usually, a... Read More
The Great Phone Number Debacle: Why I’ll Never Order Coffee Online Again
The Great Coffee Caper: Why I Swore Off Online Ordering (For a Week) The Caffeine Craving Strikes We've all been there. It's early morning, the sun is barely... Read More
The Great Phone Number Debacle: Why I’ll Never Order Coffee Over the Phone Again
A Latte Regret: My Coffee Shop Mishap Let me preface this by saying I love coffee . I live for that first sip of silky smooth caffeine in the morning. But my... Read More