Confessions of a Recovering Plant Killer
Okay, I’ll admit it. I haven’t always had the greenest thumb. In fact, I used to be a notorious plant killer. I’m talking serial succulent assassin, notorious cactus crusher. You name it, I probably managed to send it to plant heaven (or maybe plant purgatory, considering my track record). But then something strange happened. Maybe it was the pandemic, maybe it was a sudden urge to nurture something other than my sourdough starter – whatever it was, I decided to give the whole plant parent thing another shot.
And you know what? It’s been a wild ride. From unexpected triumphs (seriously, my ZZ plant is thriving) to hilarious mishaps (don’t ask about the Great Potting Soil Explosion of 2021), being a plant parent has brought a whole new level of joy (and chaos) to my life.
One of the biggest surprises? My plants have become my silent therapists. Seriously! There’s something incredibly calming about tending to your green companions after a long day. It’s like all the stress of the world melts away as you mist your ferns, check for new growth on your monstera, and maybe even have a little one-sided chat with your peace lily (don’t judge, we’ve all been there).
Plus, there’s a real sense of accomplishment that comes with keeping a plant alive. Remember those days when I was practically a plant grim reaper? Well, now I’m like a plant whisperer. I can practically hear my spider plant whispering, “Thanks for not killing me, Jan.” (Okay, maybe I’m projecting a little, but you get the idea.)
Life Lessons from the Plant World: Growth, Patience, and Imperfection
But here’s the thing about plants – they don’t just teach you about responsibility, they also teach you about patience. Like, a lot of patience. You can’t rush a plant (believe me, I’ve tried), you just have to trust the process, give it what it needs, and wait. And sometimes, just when you’re about to give up hope, you’ll see a new leaf unfurling, reaching for the sunlight, and it’s like this tiny little miracle.
Here are a few other life lessons I’ve picked up from my plant babies:
- Sometimes you have to prune away the dead stuff to make room for new growth. (Deep, right?)
- Even the strongest plants need support sometimes. (Hello, moss poles! And also, therapy. Therapy is good.)
- There’s beauty in imperfection. (Because let’s be real, those perfectly curated Instagram plant shelves? Totally staged.)