My Little Green Guru
I’ll admit it: I’m not exactly known for my green thumb. In fact, I’m pretty sure I could kill a cactus in a desert. So when my well-meaning friend gifted me a houseplant, I accepted it with a grimace disguised as gratitude. “Don’t worry,” she chirped, “it’s practically unkillable!” Famous last words.
Little did I know, this seemingly innocent houseplant would become my unlikely life coach, dispensing wisdom in between bouts of dramatic wilting and unexpected growth spurts. Who knew a being that communicates primarily through the subtle art of leaf droop could teach me so much?
Lesson #1: Patience is Key to Plant Parenting (and Life)
My first lesson came in the form of overwatering. I, in my infinite wisdom, assumed that more water equals more happiness. Turns out, plants aren’t huge fans of drowning their sorrows (or their roots, for that matter). My poor houseplant quickly transformed into a droopy, yellowing mess.
