Tag: houseplant problems
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We’ve all been there. You’re two days past the recommended watering schedule, haven’t repotted in years, and the only light source your plant sees is the faint... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
We've all been there. You know, that moment when you catch your reflection in the mirror after a long day and think, "Yikes, is that really what I look like?"... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch in your oldest sweatpants, haven’t showered in a... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant Parenthood Paranoia
Disclaimer: This post is written for humorous purposes and does not reflect actual scientific evidence (or the author's sanity... probably). We've all been... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Surprise You)
The Day My Houseplant Started Judging Me We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a questionable... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices We’ve all been there. You’re curled up on the couch, halfway through a bag of chips, binging a... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Shock You)
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Shock You!) We've all been there. You're sprawled on the couch, two days into a questionable... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye of a Spider Plant It all started with a slight droop. My beloved spider plant , Herbert... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me From Green Thumb Aspirations to Feeling Green with Envy Remember when I told you all I was going to... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of a Monstera
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of a Monstera The Side-Eye That Started It All Let’s be honest, plant parents. We’ve all been there. You... Read More