Tag: humor writing
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Line-Stander (And Why I’m Now a Pro)
My Line -Standing Baptism by Fire Let's be honest, nobody likes waiting in line . But some things – concert tickets, limited-edition sneakers, the cronut craze... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
We all have those mundane tasks that, for some reason, turn our brains into philosophical whirlwinds. For me, it’s laundry . I know, I know, it sounds... Read More
The Time I Tried to Teach My Grandmother to Use Emojis (and Failed Spectacularly)
We’ve all been there. You're texting with a friend, effortlessly tossing out strings of emojis like confetti, when suddenly you remember… Grandma. Sweet,... Read More
The Great Sock Monster Strikes Again! (And Other Laundry Disasters)
The Great Sock Monster Strikes Again! (And Other Laundry Disasters) We've all been there, right? Staring into the dryer, a look of bewilderment on our faces.... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry There's something about the rhythmic hum of the washing machine and the hypnotic tumble of the dryer... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re surrounded by laundry piles that resemble Mount Everest, your diet consists primarily... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I Break Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I Break Them All) The Produce Aisle Standoff: An Avocado Showdown Have you ever found yourself locked... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
elevator etiquette. --> My Personal Elevator Everest The other day, I found myself in an otherwise uneventful elevator ride when it hit me: I am an elevator... Read More
The Weirdest Thing I’ve Ever Won (And What It Says About Me)
The Weirdest Things I've Ever Won (And What They Say About Me) Life is full of surprises. That's a good thing, right? Sure, until you find yourself holding a... Read More
My Phone Charger: A Modern Greek Tragedy (and Other Tales of Tech Treachery)
My Phone Charger : A Modern Greek Tragedy (and Other Tales of Tech Treachery) Join me as I recount hilarious battles with stubborn technology, from wrestling... Read More