Tag: humor writing
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Every Single One)
My Cart, My Chaos: Embracing Grocery Shopping Anarchy Okay, picture this: It's 7 p.m. on a Tuesday, the witching hour between work and dinner. I'm at the... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I’m Always Stuck Behind Someone Reading Every Cereal Box)
The Case of the Vanishing Cart Space We've all been there. It's Tuesday night, you're out of milk, and the last thing you want is to navigate the grocery... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (Spoiler Alert: Probably)
That Time My Plant Gave Me the Side-Eye I swear, it happened like this. I was sprawled on the couch, buried under a mountain of laundry (both clean and…... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry Confessions of a Laundry Philosopher The other day, I was knee-deep in a mountain of mismatched socks... Read More
The Day My Inner Voice Became an Actual Person (and Why I Now Need a Restraining Order)
The Day My Inner Voice Became a Person (and Why I Need a Restraining Order) We all have that voice inside our heads, right? That little narrator who provides a... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I Break Every Single One)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I Break Every Single One) Confessions of a Grocery Store Rebel The other day, I found myself... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Eyebrow Raise Heard 'Round the Living Room I swear it happened. I was sprawled on the couch, shamelessly devouring a bag of chips (okay, fine, the entire... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me (and Other Tales of Domesticity)
The Side-Eye From a ZZ Plant “Did you water me today?” My boyfriend asks from the living room. I glance up from my laptop, squinting suspiciously at the large... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry From Dirty Socks to Existential Crisis The other day, I was knee-deep in a mountain of laundry – you... Read More
The Great Sock Drawer Mystery: An Epic Tale of Disappearing Socks
The Case of the Missing Stripes Okay, friends, gather 'round. Let's talk about laundry. Specifically, let's talk about that universally frustrating,... Read More