Tag: humor writing
The Unspoken Language of Grocery Store Lines
The Time I Became a Checkout Line Ninja We've all been there. Standing in the grocery store checkout line, silently judging everyone's choices ( "Cereal for... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Judges Me (And Other Tales of Domesticity)
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant Judges Me (And Other Tales of Domesticity) The Side-Eye from a Spider Plant Let me tell you, nothing says "you're doing it... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
The Day I Became an Elevator Outlaw I swear it was an accident. There I was, minding my own business, about to step onto the elevator at work when it hit me: a... Read More
The Great Phone Number Mix-up of 2007 (and Why I Still Get Calls for ‘Brenda’)
The Case of the Disappearing Digits It all started with a seemingly innocent phone call. "Is Brenda there?" a chipper voice inquired. Now, my name is decidedly... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It happened the other night. I was sprawled on the couch, surrounded by takeout containers and fueled by questionable... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All) Grocery Store Confessions of a Rebellious Shopper We’ve all been there. Standing in... Read More
The Day My Inner Voice Decided to Go Full British
The Day My Inner Voice Decided to Go Full British We all have that inner voice , right? That internal narrator who provides a running commentary on our lives,... Read More
The Great Sock Drawer Mystery: An Epic Tale of Disappearing Laundry
The Great Sock Drawer Mystery: An Epic Tale of Disappearing Laundry We’ve all been there. You’re digging through your sock drawer, desperately searching for a... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All) My Cart, My Everest The other day, I was perched precariously on the bottom basket of... Read More
The Unspoken Language of Grocery Store Lines
We've all been there: stuck in the grocery store checkout line, silently judging everyone's choices (especially the person with the overflowing cart in the... Read More