Tag: humor writing
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (As Told By My Inner Monologue)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (As Told By My Inner Monologue) My Cart , My Fortress (of Solitude... Please?) I swear, the grocery store is my... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant Is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It all started with a casual Tuesday, you know, the kind where... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All) Confessions of a Grocery Store Rebel The other day, I found myself shamelessly... Read More
The Unspoken Language of Grocery Store Lines
The Great Melon Standoff of '23: A Checkout Line Saga Picture this: It's a sweltering summer day, and I'm at the grocery store, desperately craving watermelon.... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette We’ve all been there. Standing in the middle of the aisle, paralyzed by indecision as we try to choose between... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette (and Why I Break Them All)
My Personal Elevator Everest Let's be honest, elevators are weird. Crammed into a metal box with strangers, hurtling upwards at an alarming speed (or... Read More
My Phone Charger: Arch Nemesis and Other Tales of Modern Tech Woe
My Phone Charger : Arch Nemesis and Other Modern Tech Fails Join me as I recount the hilarious and relatable struggles of our love-hate relationship with... Read More
The Time I Tried to be a ‘Morning Person’ (and Failed Spectacularly)
My Hilarious Attempt to Become a Morning Person (Spoiler: I Failed) We've all been there. Scrolling through Instagram at midnight, stumbling upon a post of... Read More
The Tiny Terrors That Haunt My Flights: A Love-Hate Ode to Airplane Peanuts
The Case of the Disappearing Nuts Picture this: I'm nestled into my economy seat, desperately trying to ignore the knee currently vying for space with my... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We all know that feeling, right? You're sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon you swore you wouldn't watch, and you catch a... Read More