Tag: monstera
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
My Descent into Plant Parenthood (and Mild Panic) It all started innocently enough. A cute little succulent here, a vibrant monstera cutting there… Next thing... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me We all know that plants can’t actually judge us, right? I mean, they’re plants. They photosynthesize and... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Let's be honest, we've all been there. Standing in your pajamas, desperately Googling "Why is my Monstera drooping?" at 2 a.m., convinced you've somehow failed... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
Do Plants Judge Us? Why I Think Mine Secretly Do We've all been there. You're going about your day, maybe in your pajamas, singing off-key to Britney Spears,... Read More
Confessions of a Recovering Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join My Green Cult)
From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent Okay, let’s be real—I used to be a plant killer. I’m talking serial succulent assassin, notorious cactus crusher. If it... Read More
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why You Should Join the Club)
From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent : My Story Let's be honest, I wasn't always a natural nurturer. In fact, my thumbs were practically charcoal black. I'd... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side Eye
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant -Based Side Eye From Green Thumb to Paranoid Plant Parent I've always considered myself relatively sane. I... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of a Monstera
The Side-Eye That Started It All It all started with a particularly rough Tuesday. You know the kind: spilled coffee, missed deadlines, the works. As I sat at... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye That Started It All It all started with a side-eye. Yes, you read that right. My monstera,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling) We all know that "plant parent" is a badge worn with a mix of pride and slight self-mockery.... Read More