Tag: philodendron
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant My Thumb Is Officially Not Green, But My Philodendron Is Let's be honest, I'm about as far from a... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Psyche of a Philodendron
Does My Philodendron Give Me the Side-Eye? It happened again this morning. You know that feeling when you're scrambling for the snooze button, hair looking... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Psyche of a Philodendron
The Side-Eye Started Subtly It began innocently enough. I mean, as innocent as owning 17 houseplants can be. I was watering Gerald (yes, my philodendron is... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
The Day My Plant Judged My Life Choices We’ve all been there. You know, that moment you catch your reflection in the microwave at 2 am, desperately scavenging... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant We’ve all heard the saying, “Stop and smell the roses.” But what about, “Stop and appreciate the… uh…... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (A True Crime… Against Horticulture?)
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re scarfing down leftover takeout straight from the container, shamelessly binge-watching reality TV in... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Secret Life of Philodendron Phil
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? The Secret Life of Philodendron Phil From Green Thumb to Green Eyed Monster I've always considered myself a plant person. I... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Houseplant Secretly Judge Me? The Side-Eye Succulent We’ve all been there. You walk into your living room, ready to greet the day (or collapse on the... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We've all been there. You walk into your living room, glance at your leafy companion basking in the sun, and swear you see a flicker of…disdain? Okay, maybe... Read More
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why I Now Speak to My Philodendron)
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why I Now Speak to My Philodendron) Confessions of a Former Plant Killer Let's be honest, my thumbs used to be... Read More