Tag: plant guy
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why You Should Join the Club)
From Plant Killer to Proud Plant Parent Let's be honest, I wasn't always a green thumb. In fact, I was more of a plant grim reaper. My thumbs were seemingly... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? The Hilarious Truth About Plant Parenthood The Side-Eye Started on Week Two: My Plant Parent Paranoia Begins It all started... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Is Judging My Life Choices
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant Is Judging My Life Choices The Side-Eye from a Fiddle Leaf Fig It all started innocently enough. I, like many during the dark... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
My Descent into Plant Parenthood (and Mild Panic) It all started innocently enough. A cute little succulent here, a vibrant monstera cutting there… Next thing... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me From Green Thumb to Green Judgement It all started innocently enough. I, like so many others, fell prey... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging My Life Choices
Do My Plants Judge My Life Choices? | A Hilarious Take Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. Staring at a wilting leaf, questioning every decision that led to... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Shocking!)
We've all been there. You're sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a true crime documentary marathon, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We’ve all been there. You’re scrolling through social media, comparing your entire existence to the perfectly curated lives of strangers, and suddenly you... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a true-crime documentary marathon, and you catch a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Judges Me (And Other Tales of Plant Parenthood)
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant Judges Me (And Other Tales of Plant Parenthood) Let's be honest, folks. Plant parenthood is a wild ride. One minute you're... Read More