From Green Thumb to Green Judge
Remember those blissful days when you thought adopting a houseplant would bring peace and serenity? Fast forward to now, and instead of channeling your inner plant whisperer, you’re convinced your Monstera Deliciosa is silently judging your every move. Don’t worry, you’re not alone!
Like that time after a particularly grueling week fueled by takeout and procrastination, when your plant‘s leaves were practically sweeping the floor. It felt less like a cry for water and more like a passive-aggressive comment on your self-care routine.
“Look at you,” they seem to sigh, “barely keeping yourself alive, let alone another living organism.”
Exhibit B: The Case of the Curious Curl
Now, you consider yourself a relatively positive person. But even you have your moments, right? And it’s during these moments – when you’re spiraling over a work deadline or lamenting your nonexistent dating life – that your plant decides to unleash its most potent weapon: The Leaf Curl.
It’s subtle, almost imperceptible. But if you look closely (which, let’s be honest, you do now with alarming frequency), you’ll notice the leaves curling inwards ever so slightly, as if recoiling from the negativity.
