Tag: plant parenting
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me From Green Thumb to Green Paranoia I used to think I had a green thumb. My windowsills overflowed with... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
We all know that plants need sunlight, water, and the occasional pep talk to thrive. But what about judgment ? Can our leafy roommates actually sense our... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant My Little Green Guru Let's be honest, I'm about as far from a "plant person" as you can get. My thumbs... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant From Black Thumb to Budding Botanist: My Houseplant Journey Let's be honest, my history with plants was... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
My Brown Thumb Gets a Little Greener Let's be honest, my thumbs have never been mistaken for those of a seasoned gardener. In fact, my plant-parenting track... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of My Monstera
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into My Monstera 's Mind The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It happened again this morning. I was, let's just... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
My Brown Thumb Gets a Green Roommate Let's be honest, I'm not exactly known for my nurturing abilities. My thumbs are decidedly brown . So, when my... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant From Black Thumb to… Less Black Thumb Let's be honest, my thumbs have never been particularly green. In... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye I Swear I See Let's be honest, we've all been there. You're scarfing down leftover pizza at 2 am, catching your reflection in the window—and then... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
My Brown Thumb Gets Greener Let's be honest, my thumbs have never been particularly green. In fact, I'm pretty sure they emit an aura of doom that can wilt... Read More